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F E S T E V I L
transnational noize fest

june 6 2006
6:06:06 o'clock in the pm

around the public library
vancouver bc canada
&
everywhere else


thb!

buckets of spoons, tap shoes, pots & pans, drums, horns, crappy drivetrains, trombones, alarm clocks, nagging, cell phone ringtones, operatic manifestos, caterwauling, velcro, tsk-tsks...noize is all these & more. produce it on bikes bodies big things or little things, electric or accoustic or flavoured. screaming is understandable.




to participate in festEVIL, simply emit evil sounds at 6:06:06. since it is a decentralized event, any place in space is a good spot. the mother festEVIL is in the oakland. document your outburst in any medium, dv, md, photog, crayon, fluid. send it my way!

from your desk, from your tub, from your roof, from your belly. feed the din.


OR, BRING YOUR NOIZY ASS DOWN TO THE LIBRARY

central branch,
homer
& robson
& georgia
& hamilton
streets



& help make the densest, hellest festEVIL north of the 49th parallel. come 5:30ish or earlier or later; however, refrain from commencing noize until precisely 6:06:06.


psh!

at that time you will begin the din***

the 00scillation 00rkestra will audibly materialize out of thin air, as will the PIT. PIT noizicians are stationary. 00rkestra noizicians are mobile, & usually wheeled. bike trailers are encouraged; you may carry your own noize or PIT members if you so desire.



***there is no conductor. therefore we MUST
sychronize our watches.
***the concert will go on for as long as we noizicians hear fitting. when you feel like you are done, take something from the Bucket.
***you should supply your own power source if needed.


pa!
MAKING A BEAST
some orchestras have string sections, wind, rhythm. we have Beast, child of PIT & 00rchestra. if you are PIT & you would like to help make a Beast, find a trailer before 6pm, make evil introductions & perhaps you will be invited to climb in.






ghrlooombh mbh kktkttkshsktt mb mnhnn!

festEVIL beckons musicians noizicians bikers humans & buzzing insects of all stripes.





perhaps you will contact ifny: pedalrevolutionary AT gmail DOT com
surely you will send her your footage.




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3 comments:

  1. be loud ppl! go forth and spread the loud. have a party. vandalize somthin! riot, be violent. REBEL!!!!
    Annie, Australia

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  2. [3:34:48 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    I still kind of don't understand what festival is
    [3:34:56 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    do we just ride around and make noise?
    [3:35:03 PM] lucky:
    yes if you like
    [3:35:07 PM] lucky:
    it is what it is
    [3:35:16 PM] lucky:
    the idea is a concert
    [3:35:17 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    what would YOU like?
    [3:35:26 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    concert moving
    [3:35:35 PM] lucky:
    i would like people to come & make noize starting at 6:06:06
    [3:35:41 PM] lucky:
    at the vpl
    [3:35:44 PM] lucky:
    or elsewhere
    [3:35:45 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    just a sec, phone
    [3:36:21 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    answering machine
    [3:36:33 PM] lucky:
    um, blender
    [3:36:36 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    so we make noise at 666, then
    [3:36:37 PM] lucky:
    i like this game
    [3:36:43 PM] lucky:
    toaster?
    [3:36:52 PM] lucky:
    then anything
    [...]
    [3:37:40 PM] lucky:
    so people play till they want to stop
    [3:37:55 PM] lucky:
    then when you feel finished you take something from the Bucket
    [3:37:57 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    are we going somewhere?
    [3:38:03 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    bucket>?
    [3:38:13 PM] lucky:
    mmm, i hadn't thought of going somewhere
    [3:38:17 PM] lucky:
    i wanted to make it
    [3:38:27 PM] lucky:
    so that people would naturally stop
    [3:38:33 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    natural
    [3:38:42 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    bucket?
    [3:38:45 PM] lucky:
    without centralizing
    [3:38:56 PM] lucky:
    in a way that would disrupt other players
    [3:39:01 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    central VPL branch?
    [3:39:02 PM] lucky:
    who still wanted to continue
    [3:39:05 PM] lucky:
    yes central vpl
    [3:39:15 PM] lucky:
    & so that we could gently congregate
    [3:39:28 PM] lucky:
    & then maybe go hang out & eat icecream or something after
    [3:39:30 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    disrupt?
    [3:39:36 PM] lucky:
    evil!
    [3:39:37 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    ice cream!
    [3:39:46 PM] lucky:
    noize!
    [3:39:47 PM] lucky:
    yes
    [3:40:04 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    sounds good
    [3:40:04 PM] lucky:
    maybe i will put this discussion on the site
    [3:40:14 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    not the [...] part
    [3:40:15 PM] lucky:
    just this part,
    [3:40:23 PM] lucky:
    not the goat part or the [...] part
    [3:40:37 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    I don't beleive in goats
    [3:40:49 PM] lucky:
    i'll blank out where you say 'not the [...] part'
    [3:40:50 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    should I bring my radio transmitter
    [3:40:52 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    ?
    [3:40:57 PM] lucky:
    yeah1
    [3:41:08 PM] lucky:
    anything everything
    [3:41:15 PM] lucky:
    i got an email from the brides of satan
    [3:41:17 PM] lucky:
    they might be coming
    [3:41:25 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    it will maybe be a good time to test the bad tuning of it
    [3:41:29 PM] lucky:
    yes!
    [3:41:36 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    brides of satan?
    [3:41:40 PM] lucky:
    i used to listen to my shortwave like that
    [3:41:42 PM] lucky:
    the offstations
    [3:41:54 PM] lucky:
    it's squirty sound, i like it
    [3:41:59 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    my friend emma did that with his car radio
    [3:42:35 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    running water white noise [not black?]
    [3:42:54 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    citr is funny right now
    [3:42:54 PM] lucky:
    i prefer grey noise
    [3:43:01 PM] lucky:
    slightly intelligible
    [3:43:05 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    I prefer red noise
    [3:43:11 PM] lucky:
    ooh
    [3:43:21 PM] lucky:
    i'm all over anything red
    [3:43:22 PM] jane or rusl buker adams:
    god nose runs again!

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  3. AHAAAAAAAAHHSHHAAAAAAAAHAAAA

    just practicing

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